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The AI Box You Didn't Ask For — But Could Totally Build

While others pitch you overpriced plastic bricks with a glorified chatbot, DabbaBox gives you the blueprint to build a real AI-powered device. No FOMO, just FLOSS (Free/Libre Open Source Sarcasm).

🧰 Explore the BOM 🛠️ DIY Setup Guide
Clown

Clown-Level Claims

Built-in AGI? Quantum LLMs? We call it what it is — VC-funded fiction.

Box

DIY, Not DTC

Direct to Consumer? Nah. We’re Direct to Competence. You build, you own, you know what’s inside.

Flying Money

No More Vaporware

Other AI startups: "We're pre-product, post-revenue, pre-reality." We’re pre-bullsh*t.

📈 Meet Our Imaginary Backers

💼 Shivam Shenanigans

General Partner, Softcap Ventures

"We believe DabbaBox is disrupting the AI-in-a-Box ecosystem by putting the 'box' back in sandbox."

🧠 Pooja Preproduct

Visionary at FOMO Capital

"With zero users and infinite potential, this team has mastered hypecraft."